i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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