So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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