it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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