i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
