his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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