Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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