I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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