I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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