is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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