i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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