I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
