I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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