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I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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