took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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