the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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