just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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