wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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