very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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