Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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