these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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