Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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