The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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