When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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