Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
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