I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
