Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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