I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
