yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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