did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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