Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he thought i was a dude.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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