Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Ladies don't puke and tell
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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