chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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