There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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