Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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