I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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