like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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