I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i dont even know how to be here
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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