Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
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