West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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