Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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