dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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