He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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