I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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