Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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