On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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