All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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