that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Randomize
