Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I believe in your delicious
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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