Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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