we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
